domestic rice...

[ZERO]

yesterday i saw two very horrid sights. the first one was a frickin white chrysler sebring with blue racing stripes and a big fat wing on the back about 1.5' high... and yes the second was much much worse.

yellow 97ish mustang, partially black hood (just the middle hump) and it looked like crap but he worst part was the two foot high aluminum wing on the back! it looked soooooooo crappy in so many ways, it looked like it would belong on a dune buggy or sumthin and it was all crooked and crap too! at least the chrysler guy took the time to make his stuff straight!...

just takin up space-ZERO™

[SVTKris]

its times like this, when we need to reflect on the horror of domestic rice, and remind ourselves that no matter how small your penis, you should never EVER resort to putting anything even remotley performance minded on ANY car that chrysler makes

thank you for listening to this public service annoucment for "domestic ricers should die"

:biggrin:

[GuidoThePenguin]

Yeah, I have noticed alot of Chrysler/Dodge cars locally that have gone rice, once of which is a black Stratus (?) that is lowered, had grey stripes, grey Oriental writing on the window and sides, and a rear wing big enough to hold a 747 down.

[OSUStallion]

Nothing was as bad as a cavilier with White racing stripes and japanese stickers on it. I almost puked.

[ZERO]

one day i'll get a camera and take pictures of all the cars in the skewl parking lot... theres one chevy car with a ricer-pimp-mcdonalds theme, a prelude with a tailpipe a family of gophers could live in, and quite a few more sad sad cases.

all my friends with 5.0's and bgi bad v8's still like my car cause they undoubtedly know it is superior ;)

[silverfrost99]

well the only chrysler product that i like (besides the viper) is the status r/t!!

they haul some ass, there is one here on campus that has the **** pimped out of it, not riced out though, thank god, hey she's a girl too!! think the thundercat has a chance with her? lol:)

[piyo319]

drool...

theres something about hots girls driving hot cars... like damn...

then again, something about hot girls get to me... mmmmMmMm

[MercMobile]

Guido.. with all due respect.. I think most rice originates from Florida.. last time I was down there I saw 60% of the cars were silly with 12" wheels and 13" tires. :) and that's everything from a Cadillac to a Jeep Wranger. :) most with silly decals and chrome everywhere and anything else dumb you could think off..

[Sled]

Yup, here in C-town you might get to see the red grand-am(may have been a grand prix) with an oriental symbol thing and a giant "R" window banner- had to be 8"wide.

or, for you neon fans- how about a riced neon with the words (this is how its spelled, not an error on my part) Import Raceing- Wow, now thats a double dumb-ass window banner.

[GuidoThePenguin]

Yes true, there are ALOT of ricers/ghetto cars in Florida, but it makes living in the state even better cause if your ever board, you can go driving around and make fun of them and challenge them to races they wont win.

[Black97SH]

I saw a 93ish Saturn SC (I think that's it) in teal. The car with the "twin cam" badge. Anyways, it was on the highway it had a Si sticker on it, with some giant asian wording on the back window with a Type R sticker on it. The sticker was HUGE - the writing was on the side too. Anyway, no real mods I could see. However, I felt so emabarrassed for that person. What a joke. THEN (same ride home) I see a 99-00 civic in silver (they didn't make them in silver) with a Si badge driven by some old lady. It had a fart can and super ugly rims with a drop.

[PROPHET]

hey buddy, did you ever think they got the car painted silver? www.clubsi.com, pics 2030. most are si's w/ custom silver paint job

[meeooow]

www.beaterz.com

very good commentary on both domestic and import rice.