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The Jamie
06-23-2008, 08:46 PM
Step 1: Go to Google (http://www.google.com)
Step 2: type "find Chuck Norris"
Step 3: press the "I'm feeling lucky" search button
Step 4: read and LOL

:rofl:

bdiddy
06-23-2008, 08:49 PM
welcome to 3 years ago

ND4SPD
06-23-2008, 08:54 PM
:rofl: i had never seen that before :flushed:


Its kind of like that thing a while ago where if you searched the world "failure" the first page listed was President Bush on the official white house .gov webpage. :P

The Jamie
06-23-2008, 09:10 PM
welcome to 3 years ago

:shrug: I'd never seen it before.

marinofan
06-23-2008, 09:12 PM
Its if you google boob or something you get Bush jr.

kids are up or I would experiment lol

XplosivePlushToy
06-23-2008, 09:22 PM
I tried it and my computer shut down, after something broke my nose.

:shrug:

burton160w
06-24-2008, 02:21 AM
hahah :rofl: BOOB actually brings up a Swedish line of clothing for preggers

bubby
06-24-2008, 08:50 AM
I've never seen that before either. Pretty funny.

MagicHallucinations
06-24-2008, 08:57 AM
:rofl: I hadn't seen it either.....

bdiddy
06-24-2008, 09:37 AM
hold up, you guys have never seen the chuck norris jokes???

MagicHallucinations
06-24-2008, 09:39 AM
hold up, you guys have never seen the chuck norris jokes???


Uh yeah Tim but this is google using one of the jokes. Hadn't seen that.

Nemesis
06-24-2008, 09:41 AM
Ive seen it, and its old, just like the poster above. lol

BigBalledOX
06-24-2008, 09:43 AM
hold up, you guys have never seen the chuck norris jokes???

I thought the same thing because I kept getting taken to chucknorrisfacts.com. Then I googled "Chuck Norris Google" and hit "search" and this (http://www.nochucknorris.com/) was the second or third result to come up.

MagicHallucinations
06-24-2008, 09:45 AM
I thought the same thing because I kept getting taken to chucknorrisfacts.com. Then I googled "Chuck Norris Google" and hit "search" and this (http://www.nochucknorris.com/) was the second or third result to come up.



Yes but the instructions in post one said to hit the "I'm feeling lucky" search button, after typing in "find chuck norris".






Ive seen it, and its old, just like the poster above. lol


:facepalm::rofl:

BigBalledOX
06-24-2008, 09:48 AM
Yes but the instructions in post one said to hit the "I'm feeling lucky" search button, after typing in "find chuck norris".


Ya think? Thats why I had to alter it slightly to figure out what you ****in chuckleheads were cackling about. :rolleyes:

MagicHallucinations
06-24-2008, 09:50 AM
Ya think? Thats why I had to alter it slightly to figure out what you ****in chuckleheads were cackling about. :rolleyes:



Ur internets are broken......

MagicHallucinations
06-24-2008, 09:52 AM
Ur face is broken, meeeheheheheehe


:rofl:

Jorgen
06-24-2008, 09:53 AM
Try searching "french military victories" doing the exact same steps.

BigBalledOX
06-24-2008, 09:55 AM
Ur face is broken, meeeheheheheehe


:rofl:

Well, yours is, remember? How's that subframe treatin ya?

MagicHallucinations
06-24-2008, 09:57 AM
Well, yours is, remember? How's that subframe treatin ya?


sh!t:rofl:

bdiddy
06-24-2008, 09:58 AM
ahh...... didn't see the "find" part of that search. i just saw google chuck norris

MagicHallucinations
06-24-2008, 10:00 AM
ahh...... didn't see the "find" part of that search. i just saw google chuck norris



Good job Mousa...remember.......left to right, top to bottom:rofl:

BigBalledOX
06-24-2008, 10:00 AM
sh!t:rofl:

BBOX 2, subframe 1, Micah's face negative eleventy billions. :)

MagicHallucinations
06-24-2008, 10:02 AM
BBOX 2, subframe 1, Micah's face negative eleventy billions. :)


2....where the **** did you get 2 from? I pwn3d myself so I still get 1:disgust: God ur a n00b sometimes:rolleyes:








:cover::rofl:

BigBalledOX
06-24-2008, 10:04 AM
One for each of my massive balls, stupid. Now you're negative eleventy billion and one. :rolleyes:


:rofl:

MagicHallucinations
06-24-2008, 10:07 AM
One for each of my massive balls, stupid. Now you're negative eleventy billion and one. :rolleyes:


:rofl:



No, I still get 1 thanks to Tim's ability to NOT read:rofl:

BigBalledOX
06-24-2008, 10:09 AM
No, I still get 1 thanks to Tim's ability to NOT read:rofl:

Fine, whatever, I don't think there's much difference between negative eleventy billion and one and just negative eleventy billion. :rofl:

MagicHallucinations
06-24-2008, 10:11 AM
Fine, whatever, I don't think there's much difference between negative eleventy billion and one and just negative eleventy billion. :rofl:


Ok, I'm not Jayzee so how is it negative eleventy billion anyways:rolleyes::cover::rofl:

BigBalledOX
06-24-2008, 10:14 AM
Ok, I'm not Jayzee so how is it negative eleventy billion anyways:rolleyes::cover::rofl:

Because I said so, duh.

MagicHallucinations
06-24-2008, 10:22 AM
Because I said so, duh.



How bout no sweetie;)

BigBalledOX
06-24-2008, 10:31 AM
How bout no sweetie;)

How bout I give you Turkish goggles?

MagicHallucinations
06-24-2008, 10:32 AM
How bout I give you Turkish goggles?


No thanks:rofl:

BigBalledOX
06-24-2008, 10:38 AM
I wasn't asking you, I was telling you. :disgust:

MagicHallucinations
06-24-2008, 10:55 AM
I wasn't asking you, I was telling you. :disgust:


In that case ummmmmmm, NO THANKS RYAN!!!




:rofl:

JayZee
06-24-2008, 11:13 AM
Hey now hey now.

And Micah, it's LEFT TO RIGHT, top to bottom. IDK how you read, but that's how I do... :facepalm:

Good job Mousa...remember.......right to left, top to bottom:rofl:

BigBalledOX
06-24-2008, 11:17 AM
In that case ummmmmmm, NO THANKS RYAN!!!




:rofl:

Don't worry, Wade says he doesn't mind.

MagicHallucinations
06-24-2008, 11:22 AM
Hey now hey now.

And Micah, it's LEFT TO RIGHT, top to bottom. IDK how you read, but that's how I do... :facepalm:




omg, i totally just did that:flushed::rofl: Now my 1 is gone and Jayzee has negative eleventy billion minus 1:rofl:


I'll do that all the time though. We'll be going to Walmart and I'll say Target, I ****ing hate it. I swear I'm somewhat dyslexic:flushed::disgust:

BigBalledOX
06-24-2008, 11:29 AM
omg, i totally just did that:flushed::rofl: Now my 1 is gone and Jayzee has negative eleventy billion minus 1:rofl:


I'll do that all the time though. We'll be going to Walmart and I'll say Target, I ****ing hate it. I swear I'm somewhat dyslexic:flushed::disgust:

You never had a 1 to begin with. :rolleyes:

JayZee
06-24-2008, 11:29 AM
excuse me, i have infinite positive eleventy billion, so subtracting a finite number from positive infinity, such as eleventy billion and 1, you still have positive infinity. ^_^

MagicHallucinations
06-24-2008, 11:33 AM
excuse me, i have infinite positive eleventy billion, so subtracting a finite number from positive infinity, such as eleventy billion and 1, you still have positive infinity. ^_^



uh, no dude......you have negative eleventy billion. negative......

BigBalledOX
06-24-2008, 11:35 AM
Ok, I just saw that Jayzee's gamer tag is "jakekicksass", so the score is officially Micah negative eleventy billion, Jayzee negative eleventy billion and one, and BBOX two.

JayZee
06-24-2008, 11:37 AM
:rofl: Micah, is the number line backwards too, just like reading?

NorCalCoug
06-24-2008, 06:38 PM
Try doing the google search exactly as it says.

You know.

"with the ****ing quotes around it you noob"


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