**!*Pick up lines*!**

[kwg2371]

All right boys/girls lets hear'em. I'll satart of.

How would you like your eggs in the morning scrambeld or fertilized.:biggrin:

[NorCalCoug]

I like my women like I like my coffee...






























Ground up and in the freezer.

[azbobbybooshay10]

"Hey baby, I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?"
"Those clothes would look great on my bedroom floor."
"Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."

And my personal favorite as an oil change guy...
"Need a lube job? I've got a good dipstick."

As you can see, is it any surprise that I can't get laid? :rofl:

[The Jamie]

Nice shoes... wanna f**k?

[alexzeroo]

U must be a parking ticket because u got FINE written all over you

[bdiddy]

hey, I cheer in college























hook line and f**king sinker every time

[streetracer8605]

is that shirt felt? would you like it be?

[Comando489]

hey i cheer in college.













**** b diddy beat me to it.

[Comando489]

hey i cheer in college.













**** b diddy beat me to it.

[20COUG00]

i used to work as a gas jockey when i was younger, the older f150's had 2 gas tanks on the same side, when a girl got gas in them, i asked do you want it in the front or the back. Made us laugh.

[ND4SPD]

Family Guy - Quagmire Posters at AllPosters.com (http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Family-Guy-Quagmire-Posters_i1677567_.htm)

http://imagesource5d.allposters.com/watermarker/15-1578-BCNDD00Z.jpg


/done

:biggrin:

[99cougMD]

Best pickup line/pickup conversation ever.

Tell a girl you just got a new watch that talks to you.

she says something along the lines of "Oh cool! What does it say?"

"It's telling me you're not wearing any undies"

"uhh, well... I am"

"Oh shoot, it must be an hour fast."

[The Jamie]

i've also always liked
"that shirt is very becoming on you... then again, if I were on you, I'd be coming too"

[azbobbybooshay10]

YouTube - Quagmire Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5AZg4SHZxs)

[bdiddy]

hey i cheer in college.













**** b diddy beat me to it.


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[wooly35]

"Im thirsty and you smell like gatorade."

[BigBalledOX]

All right boys/girls lets hear'em. I'll satart of.

How would you like your eggs in the morning scrambeld or fertilized.:biggrin:

You must not like getting laid very much.

[kwg2371]

You must not like getting laid very much.

Why do ou think that???? I just figured I'd start this thread to get a good laugh.

[kwg2371]

Roses are red, Lemons are sour, Open your legs and give me an hour

[kwg2371]

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[kwg2371]

Hey baby, You wanna play Pearl Harbor?
I will be the American's and you can be the Jap's and you can BLOW the hell out of me

[kwg2371]

**** me if Im wrong but is your name fred?

[kwg2371]

Hey, why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

[kwg2371]

Damn girl, Do you work for UPS? Because I noticed you were checking out my package.

[MOMO]

Hi, im American.

[wadespencer99]

Hi, im American.


Hahaha....

[MOMO]

Hahaha....

BTW, that line doesnt work in Iraq. :rofl:

[thousandlegs]

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

:rofl:

I haven't used a line in so long...actually, I never had any lines anyway.

Hi I'm married.

Does that work?

[Q4kntmare]

"If your right legs Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I come between holidays?"

*Look at your crotch* "It's not gonna suck itself"

"Can I buy you a drink, or do you want the money now?"

[COOGAH]

This should work for EVERYONE!!!!!

Hey, i am personal friends with BBOX.

Hey, wanna go halvsies on a bastard?