BIG BALLED B-DAY Sat. July 19th

[Echoman]

Hey guys and girls,

A while back I promised Ryan that I'd plan a Chicago birthday for him...well, I guess it's about that time. Here are the details. Sat July 19th We're going to Coyote Ugly (no cover, reasonable drink prices, open to 3, and chicks dancing on bars making margarita's in your mouth). We'll be staying at the HoJo .2 miles away. The room's already reserved and it's within walking (stumbling) distance so no cab fare. It'll be a great time as I will be challenging all to beer bong races at the bar. Hope you all can make it!

[branchedout]

oh god thats gonna be an awesome time -- i demand pix! :)

[bensenvill]

Its a lawn ornament
Its a beer bong
Its the perfect BBOX birthday present

The Flabongo! (http://www.flabongo.com/)

[Echoman]

Nice!

[BigBalledOX]

All you little *****es better be there too!

[Badazzcougar]

Hey guys and girls,

A while back I promised Ryan that I'd plan a Chicago birthday for him...well, I guess it's about that time. Here are the details. Sat July 19th We're going to Coyote Ugly (no cover, reasonable drink prices, open to 3, and chicks dancing on bars making margarita's in your mouth). We'll be staying at the HoJo .2 miles away. The room's already reserved and it's within walking (stumbling) distance so no cab fare. It'll be a great time as I will be challenging all to beer bong races at the bar. Hope you all can make it!

You sure you don't have a wedding to go to:cover: J/K:tongue:

[Echoman]

You sure you don't have a wedding to go to:cover: J/K:tongue:

:disgust:

[HugNSmile1]

This doesn't seem girl friendly....

Is there a nice place for girls to go?

[BigBalledOX]

What's wrong with Coyote Ugly? WHY DON'T YOU WANNA SEE ME ANY MORE HEATHER?!?!?! YOU DON'T COME TO ANY MEETS, YOU DON'T WANNA COME TO MY BIRTHDAY . . . WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO!?!?!?!?!?! :cry:

[jaged]

because you yell too much

[wadespencer99]

If I didn't have to work at the bar that night, I'd fly out for this....damn :(

[BigBalledOX]

If I didn't have to work at the bar that night, I'd fly out for this....damn :(

Call in! You can get this **** on tape! :rofl:

[wadespencer99]

I can't! I need the money :( No job, remember?

[BigBalledOX]

Two dolla sucky-sucky? :cover:

[wadespencer99]

*sigh*

[BigBalledOX]

You know what, **** you wade. You're gonna get a cookie at fest and you're gonna like it! :disgust:

[Aries]

Sounds like a blast! I'll be there! I'll probably need a reminder as it gets closer though..

[BigBalledOX]

I'm sure Mary will keep you informed. ;)

[GM Princess]

So I am confused...are girls allowed to come or not? :tongue:

If so, I will be there!

[BigBalledOX]

So I am confused...are girls allowed to come or not? :tongue:

If so, I will be there!

You better! In fact, if I have to go to every Wal-Greens in Chicago, find you, throw you over my shoulder and carry you there that way I will! :tongue:

[Echoman]

I'll drive the A-Team van for the pickup and Ryan, obviously you'll be supplying the pantyhose for our disguises.:biggrin:


You better! In fact, if I have to go to every Wal-Greens in Chicago, find you, throw you over my shoulder and carry you there that way I will! :tongue:

[BigBalledOX]

Of course! Your mom can just leave it here after one of her nights spent over here!

[Echoman]

Gross, I ain't wearing those....but I do call the role of Murdock!

[BigBalledOX]

Thats fine, I'm best suited for the B.A. Baracus role.

[Frosty]

I'll drive the A-Team van for the pickup and Ryan, obviously you'll be supplying the pantyhose for our disguises.:biggrin:

Of course! Your mom can just leave it here after one of her nights spent over here!

Gross, I ain't wearing those....but I do call the role of Murdock!

Thats fine, I'm best suited for the B.A. Baracus role.

:facepalm:

:rofl:

[branchedout]

I'm pretty sure girls are encouraged to dance on the bars at coyote ugly (after throwing their "undergarments" on said bar) :)

[GM Princess]

You better! In fact, if I have to go to every Wal-Greens in Chicago, find you, throw you over my shoulder and carry you there that way I will! :tongue:

Alright, alright, calm down B.A., I'll be there! ;)

You can still come and throw me over your shoulder while I'm at work though....you might make some of my coworkers jealous! :rofl:

[BigBalledOX]

Alright, alright, calm down B.A., I'll be there! ;)

You can still come and throw me over your shoulder while I'm at work though....you might make some of my coworkers jealous! :rofl:

Just name the time and place! :rofl:

[Echoman]

Now we just need a Face and Hannibal.

[Echoman]

I think Terry should actually be Murdock...he seems unpredictable that way. Anyway, we'll have to try to get people to come while at CF. It'll be fun for sure.
I already have a plan to embarrass birthday boy. It involves a chick in chaps, a spinning barber chair, handcuffs, a bucket of water, and booze. Usually these supplies are found at my place, but this'll be at the bar.....this time.

[mrsbadazzcougar]

So will Carrie be joining in this time...or do we need to have our own "scrapbooking" party? :evil:

[Echoman]

So will Carrie be joining in this time...or do we need to have our own "scrapbooking" party? :evil:

Nope, She'll be having a kitchen painting party with my sisters. You're more than welcome over if you feel like painting.:biggrin:

[GM Princess]

Nope, She'll be having a kitchen painting party with my sisters. You're more than welcome over if you feel like painting.:biggrin:

Hm....Ryan's birthday.....painting a kitchen....?....Ryan's birthday....painting a kitchen....? I just can't decide! :tongue:

[BigBalledOX]

Fine, go paint a damn kitchen! :mad:

[GM Princess]

Fine, go paint a damn kitchen! :mad:

:( I was just kidding...You know I luv you, Ryan! I wouldn't miss your birthday for the world!

[BigBalledOX]

:( I was just kidding...You know I luv you, Ryan! I wouldn't miss your birthday for the world!

Thats what I thought! :)

[Echoman]

Paint a kitchen....why bring sand to the beach:cover:

[HugNSmile1]

Nathan and I are going! :)

[Echoman]

Sweet! This could get interesting.:rofl:

[Badazzcougar]

Sweet! This could get interesting.:rofl:

This will be interesting:naughty:

[HugNSmile1]

what time is everyone going to be there?

[bensenvill]

butt crack of noon

[BigBalledOX]

butt crack of noon

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[BigBalledOX]

Coyote Ugly (http://www.coyoteuglysaloon.com/chicago/)

We're meeting at the hotel at 7 and heading out for dinner shortly thereafter. The party goes until question marks! :rofl:

[bensenvill]

but frosty only goes to 11

[Frosty]

:rolleyes:

[BigBalledOX]

:rolleyes:

I know . . . we all know you don't come to Cougar meets no more to begin with.

[bensenvill]

but this isnt a cougar meet.

its a birthday party


for a friend.

[Echoman]

I'm just in it for the chicks..

[Echoman]

I figure this will come in handy:

Howard Johnson Downtown
1-312-664-8100
720 N La Salle STREET
Chicago, IL 60610

[Aries]

Oh man.. just got home.. Everyone is passed out at the motel now.. GOOD TIMES!! Maybe even more fun than Cougarfest! I've got some great drunk pics!!

[BigBalledOX]

Cuz its my burfday!

[HugNSmile1]

I am actually hungover. Usually I never get that way! HA! Happy Birthday Ryan!

[BigBalledOX]

I have the best friends in the world. Last night was insanity, pure and simple. I remember getting back to the hotel door and then blacking out, or as I like to call it, time traveling. But a big big bib big big big big balled THANK YOU to everyone who came out and made last night an incredible time. I'm heading back to bed for a few hours now.

[Echoman]

I'm just waiting for the video!

[BigBalledOX]

I'm just waiting for the video!

DIAF! :disgust:

[ND4SPD]

video? :biggrin:

[BigBalledOX]

video? :biggrin:

Be warned, it contains graphic and disturbing images.

[ND4SPD]

It was at your birthday party. . . I would be worried if it WASN'T graphic and disturbing! :rofl:

[Aries]

I've got plenty of good stuff that I'll be uploading later on tonight..

[mrsbadazzcougar]

Here's the pictures (http://s136.photobucket.com/albums/q193/wolfetjr/BBOX%20Burfday%20Party/?albumview=grid) we got last night :biggrin:

[jaged]

waitaminute......is that rob making 2 cougar meets in a row :eek:

[mrsbadazzcougar]

His wife was even there for dinner! :eek:

[BigBalledOX]

waitaminute......is that rob making 2 cougar meets in a row :eek:

Yeah but we thought he went to walk Carrie to her car and had a wedding spring up along the way cuz he was gone for so long. :rofl:

[jaged]

that sounds familiar, did he take a lot of singles with him?

[GM Princess]

waitaminute......is that rob making 2 cougar meets in a row :eek:

Um...he planned the thing....plus YOU weren't there...so don't talk smack! :tongue:

Ryan that was an awesome party! I haven't had that much fun in a long time!!! And I was STONE SOBER!!!!!!!!!1 :biggrin: I told you I wouldn't miss it for the world and I'm glad I didn't!

[BigBalledOX]

Um...he planned the thing....plus YOU weren't there...so don't talk smack! :tongue:

Ryan that was an awesome party! I haven't had that much fun in a long time!!! And I was STONE SOBER!!!!!!!!!1 :biggrin: I told you I wouldn't miss it for the world and I'm glad I didn't!

No worries about you being sober, I think I drank enough for both of us. :rofl: I'm very glad everyone made it out . . . it was definitely as EPIC as advertised. :)

[GM Princess]

No worries about you being sober, I think I drank enough for both of us. :rofl: I'm very glad everyone made it out . . . it was definitely as EPIC as advertised. :)

That is was sir....that it was! Honey you drank enough for 3 of me!

Did you see my new avatar? :rofl:

[BigBalledOX]

That is was sir....that it was! Honey you drank enough for 3 of me!

Did you see my new avatar? :rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl:

This is why I need pictures . . . last night's kinda blurry . . . :rofl:

[Aries]

Some of the choice pics of the night..

Coyote Ugly Bartenders doing a dance on the bar
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/9746/cimg2850bd6.jpg


Mary & Heather up on the bar dancing
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7226/cimg2853yr2.jpg


Much love for the b-day boy
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/5374/cimg2856xp2.jpg


Heather & Mary enjoying the downpour
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/6600/cimg2859tc5.jpg


Ryan with a pair of his bishes..
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/2706/cimg2861hp2.jpg


Heather, drunk... Mary, Sober..
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6213/cimg2862eg1.jpg


Tiff Sammich
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6918/cimg2866bg5.jpg


Birthday Spankings
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/6914/cimg2873eb0.jpg


A Bachelor party wanted Mary to sign the groom-to-be's ass..
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8473/cimg2875fc2.jpg


Rob and his Favorite Bartender.. Smokin...
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/3485/cimg2878we2.jpg


Rob taking up half of the bed while waiting for Pizza..
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/6740/cimg2882oa3.jpg


Ryan has had a long night..
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1290/cimg2887sb0.jpg

[Badazzcougar]

That was such a good time,we need more pics:biggrin:

[Aries]

Video quality is a little bad due to Google's video-compression..

BBox getting a Chair Dance (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2428375262947796462&hl=en)

[Badazzcougar]

Good stuff:rofl:

[HugNSmile1]

I think i got into kissing cougar girls saturday night. It was tons of fun! I hope you had a good birthday bash Ryan!

[BigBalledOX]

I think i got into kissing cougar girls saturday night. It was tons of fun! I hope you had a good birthday bash Ryan!

It was the best, an absolute buck-wild time. Again, thank you all for coming out and making this night a rockin good time. :)

[LostRacer]

I definately have to hit one ya'lls parties..:rofl:

[HugNSmile1]

Are we having another party soon? Mary and Brian, are you goign to host it? If not, I will. I actually have a grill now, so we can do burgers and brats. But I haven' seen your place yet.