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My kittie goes ROAR
07-22-2007, 05:16 AM
short and sweet thought it was HILARIOUS. I was driving home from work tonight about 1 a.m. and have you guys ever seen those street signs that not VISION IMPAIRED. just to warn drivers of the blind etc... well i was coming down the road and i see a cop and ambulence and a vehicle up about half mile. as im driving past i slow down as like everyone else does hence the cop. i look over to see the wrecked. (nothing really just cracked bumper) as i drive past i see a bent pole with a sign reading vision impaired and i put it all together dumbass couldnt see a vision impaired driving. if you guys dont laugh at this it must be one of those "had to be there" ya know.
wanderingmind
07-22-2007, 05:30 PM
Wow, man, your posts make such little sense.
My kittie goes ROAR
07-23-2007, 04:42 AM
dude even my girl tells me similar. thanks for the insight though
marinofan
07-24-2007, 01:22 PM
I think I've talked to you before on the phone. Do work for the costumer complaint lines? :)
My kittie goes ROAR
07-24-2007, 07:26 PM
no i work at GMAC hardy har har
NorCalCoug
07-24-2007, 11:16 PM
Was that post in like, actual, real english? Because I couldn't tell. I tried to pass it through a few translators, like "Yoda" and "ZOMGWTF" but none of them could turn it into real english... :biggrin:
BigBalledOX
07-24-2007, 11:18 PM
You're right, you definitely "had to be there" because thats the only possible way you could have understood what the **** you're babbling about. :rolleyes:
Frosty
07-24-2007, 11:21 PM
Drunk or retarded? That's the question here . . .
My kittie goes ROAR
07-26-2007, 01:14 AM
i made this after running all night and being with my girlfriend 4 times prior if that helps
ModCougar
07-26-2007, 02:49 PM
Was that post in like, actual, real english? Because I couldn't tell. I tried to pass it through a few translators, like "Yoda" and "ZOMGWTF" but none of them could turn it into real english... :biggrin:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That just made me crack up for about 5 minutes!
Aaaaaanyways. I understood your story (with a little work) and that IS pretty fricken hilarious. I have seen very similar things happen around here. In fact...i've seen the exact same thing happen. Person driving along and runs over a "blind person area" warning sign.
BigBalledOX
07-26-2007, 03:08 PM
i made this after running all night and being with my girlfriend 4 times prior if that helps
Oh thats what it is! Your "girlfriend" (wink wink, nudge nudge) was too "wore out" from "being with" you to be able to type properly when you put her on the keyboard . . . it ALL makes sense now!
StealthyWeasel
07-26-2007, 03:21 PM
Oh thats what it is! Your "girlfriend" (wink wink, nudge nudge) was too "wore out" from "being with" you to be able to type properly when you put her on the keyboard . . . it ALL makes sense now!
Translation: You have no ability to speak coherently 24/7 :flushed: