BBOX Fest MARCH 23-25

[BigBalledOX]

As many of you know, I live in an area known as "The District". Frosty and Casey have both experienced The District first-hand, though Casey really only saw one club . . . and that one's a little bit dark for my liking. Besides that one, there's another 20-plus bars, about a dozen restaurants, a casino and a strip club all within walking distance. In addition, there's another casino and another dozen or so bars within a five-minute drive.

The best casino is the one right across the river from me, but I don't know if any of us are particularly big gamblers. It would certainly be a possibility though. The best strip club is more of a trek, but one that is in my opinion well worth it as the strip club in The District simply cannot compare. The other club is also BYOB, which makes things more fun if you ask me.

I would see BBOX Fest going down something like this . . . people arrive on Friday evening. We chill at the apartment for a little while, then we mount up and head out to dinner and Daisy Dooks (the strip club we'd have to drive to). They are open until three a.m. and I'm sure we could all keep ourselves entertained for quite some time out there.

On Saturday, I'd have to figure out something to do during the day . . . depending on what date I actually choose, The District often has outdoor festivals with live music and other attractions going on. If that's not happening, we could go go-karting (I will politely decline, kthxbye) and there's also a place that has laser tag and slow-karts, or if the weather is nice we could just cruise a little or . . . I dunno. If anyone has any ideas, feel free to throw them out there.

Saturday night would be back to The District and another night of heavy drinking. There's a wide variety of bars down there, from relatively quiet sports bars to crazy dance clubs. We can also do a little wandering if some people wanna be Sober Rover for the evening, there's a nice little block of bars a relatively short drive from my apartment, including a really good authentic German bar and a pretty kick-ass microbrewery.

Planning this for March, there's several weekends readily available. I'm not picky about what weekend I host this, but the weekends are March 3-4, 10-11, 17-18, 24-25 and March 31-April 1. If any weekends are no good for anyone, let me know, I can certainly accomodate people as best as I can.

Now, there's a couple of caveats . . . my apartment is pretty good sized, but its not huge. I could probably host five , with two on the couch and three on the floor. Much more than that is pushing it. However, this is a hotel located directly across the street from the front door of my apartment if anyone wanted to get a room there.

Also, though this should go without saying . . . no wimmenz allowed. This is a total bachelor party weekend, just a chance to live it up and have a great time.

Any questions? PM me or post up in hurr.

UPDATE

Google Map of my place. (http://maps.google.com/?q=1625+2nd+Ave,+Rock+Island,+IL+61201&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=31.977057,82.265625&ie=UTF8&z=18&ll=41.510971,-90.577378&spn=0.001844,0.006781&t=h&om=1&iwloc=addr) The actual direction you get are going to take you to the street, but if you close the bubble on Google Maps, you'll see a large parking lot underneath it. That parking lot is the best place to park. DO NOT PARK AGAINST EITHER OF THE WALLS WITH SIGNS ON THEM THAT SAY "Parking for Goldman Tenants Only" or your car will be towed. Everything else is fair game.

Here is a tentative list of attendees . . .

1. Your host, yours truly, the one and only, BBOX. ;)

2. BadAzzCougar
3. FrostCougar (maybe :disgust:)
4. ov3n
5. Echoman
6. Pyro81
7. EternalOne (maybe)
8. Phantom (maybe)

If I've missed anyone, please lemme know and I will add you to the list. :wiggle:

[jaged]

well i have my spring break march, not sure off the top of me head though. but hopefully one of those weekends ill be working on the 3l. narrow it down a bit and ill let you know. id like to make it out

[J-Man]

I wish I was 21, and still in the area.

[ov3n]

I could probably host five , with two on the couch and three on the floor.

Hey I'll snuggle on the couch with Frosty!

[BigBalledOX]

Hey I'll snuggle on the couch with Frosty!

If he gets as trashed as he did last time you'll be able to do more than just "snuggle". :ugh:

[J-Man]

:puke:

[Frosty]

Hey I'll snuggle on the couch with Frosty!

:ugh:

[Crispy]

My B-Day is March 30th.... :) oh wait a sec... you said no women... you suck.

[tnkgurl]

Well, geez, that's a damn crying shame cuz I was going to try to make it up there for this. Ah well, guess I'll just see you at Carlisle.....:(

[BigBalledOX]

Sigh. I said "No wimmenz" because I don't want whiny, clingy SO's showing up and *****ing and moaning about the strip club or where we're going or crap like that. I don't want no bishes harshin my buzz. :cool:

[Crispy]

well anyone who is anyone should already know that Kel and I are anything but whiny clingy women.

[BigBalledOX]

Oh I know that. I just didn't anticipate either of you being interested in coming down for a weekend of debauchery. I had a few people in mind as it was, but I wanted to open it up to everyone because any time we can have a meet, I'll do whatever I can to get as many people there as possible.

[jaged]

as long as there is midget porn its all good :biggrin:

[BigBalledOX]

**** dawg, it wouldn't be a BBOX event if it DIDN'T have midget porn! :rofl:

[tnkgurl]

Well, if you would be an equal opportunity strip club goer then perhaps you wouldn't hear as much whining! :rofl: :rofl:

[Phantom]

oh ****... how'd I not hear about this. Keep me posted.

[Badazzcougar]

I wanna go to BBox Fest:naughty:

[bubby]

Sounds like a blast. I would love to come but would have to know a while in advance. As long as it is a weekend, I would be able to come. Just need to start savin money.

[BigBalledOX]

Sounds like a blast. I would love to come but would have to know a while in advance. As long as it is a weekend, I would be able to come. Just need to start savin money.

I know just where we can drop you off so that you can unleash "Teh Pr0b3" :rofl:

[bubby]

I know just where we can drop you off so that you can unleash "Teh Pr0b3" :rofl:

If teh pr0b3 is being deployed, no one will be dropping me off somewhere. It is quite the spectacle to see so I would expect everyone to be there. :rofl:

[BigBalledOX]

If teh pr0b3 is being deployed, no one will be dropping me off somewhere. It is quite the spectacle to see so I would expect everyone to be there. :rofl:

Oh I'm sure they'll just LOVE you down in the Rainbow District. :rofl:

[bubby]

Oh I'm sure they'll just LOVE you down in the Rainbow District. :rofl:

:(

No man love for me. Save it for the interns.

[ND4SPD]

Also, though this should go without saying . . . no wimmenz allowed.
sooooooooooooooo, the event should REALLY be called "SausageFest"?


ba-zing!:biggrin: :cover: :rofl:

[BigBalledOX]

sooooooooooooooo, the event should REALLY be called "SausageFest"?


ba-zing!:biggrin: :cover: :rofl:

Only if you make it so . . . The District is what I like to call a "target-rich environment". :tongue:

[s.wilson]

I'm not 21, but i've been wanting to be social... I could come play taxi driver for everyone or something.... I'll watch this post for more specifics.

[Frosty]

As long as you can handle me strapped in your passenger seat passed out, bobbing around like a rag doll, then I say GAME ON!

:rofl:

[BigBalledOX]

As long as you can handle me strapped in your passenger seat passed out, bobbing around like a rag doll, then I say GAME ON!

:rofl:

I SEEN IT! :rofl:

[BigBalledOX]

I think we're gonna go ahead and do this Friday, March 23 to Sunday, March 25. Hopefully the weather will be semi-decent by then.

Please post if you're going to attend!

[Echoman]

If it turns out I'm free that weekend then I'm in. That way you guys can get to know me..then forget me, pass out, wake up the next morning and be like "who the **** is that dude"? You know, before I put you to shame at Logan in April BBOX.

[jaged]

i do believe that is the end of my spring break. so we will see how things go with the motor. im hoping to get it when i go to davids (yay for tax checks)

[J-Man]

Oooo, I can't wait for my tax return. First one ever! :rofl:

[Frosty]

Put me down as a maybe.

[Pyro81]

*contemplates*

[BigBalledOX]

*contemplates*

DO EEET! DO EEET DO EEET!

[BigBalledOX]

Bizzump, three weeks to go.

[Echoman]

If you're still having it, I'm still making it!

[Echoman]

I hope it doesn't end up being two guys that don't know each other being like "so.......eh.......stout's a kind of beer....how bout dem Bears?...

[BigBalledOX]

Tentatively I'm planning on you, Frosty, David and ov3n for certain. :)

[Frosty]

Rob, you gotta go mang, I wanna meet ya.

I definitely want to go. I'm about 86.6% positive right now :)

[Echoman]

I'm all set to go...I cleared it with my wife. I mean,...I do what I want...make me a sandwich woman. I'd be worried about her reading this, but I never let her learn how to read! :rofl:

[Frosty]

:rofl: !

[BigBalledOX]

I'm all set to go...I cleared it with my wife. I mean,...I do what I want...make me a sandwich woman. I'd be worried about her reading this, but I never let her learn how to read! :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Pyro81]

What city is it you live in? I want to see what drive time i'm looking at if i go.

[BigBalledOX]

Rock Island, IL

[Echoman]

How sweet are the ladies at your strip club? Are they fiiiine fine or three teeth and a bullet wound scar fine?

[BigBalledOX]

I can do either one, you just tell me what you desire. ;)

[Echoman]

:eek:

[Redmofo]

Well if u waited to april 7 i would be 21

[Badazzcougar]

Well we can always turn Dynofest into a wild night of fun:evil:

[ov3n]

FECK WAITING
I have that weekend off
U LOSE OUT MOFO
hahahahahahaha
ha
hahahahahaha
ahahahahahaha
ahahahahah
ahahahahahah

[BigBalledOX]

FECK WAITING
I have that weekend off
U LOSE OUT MOFO
hahahahahahaha
ha
hahahahahaha
ahahahahahaha
ahahahahah
ahahahahahah

Tell 'em Steve-Dave!

[Redmofo]

Well u know wut im gonna ahve mofo Fest and there we be tons of Foing of the MOs

[EternalOne]

Hey Ryan, hit me up with when this is, and I'll see what I can do... I need a good break, and getting together with you guys for a night of drinking and titties seems like a good choice...

E1

[Badazzcougar]

John you definatly have to come on out man,I'll be there even if it snows:banana:

[BigBalledOX]

Hey Ryan, hit me up with when this is, and I'll see what I can do... I need a good break, and getting together with you guys for a night of drinking and titties seems like a good choice...

E1

John, it would be an absolute HONOR to have you come down man! I'll call you later tonight.

[Echoman]

I agree with the no whemenz part of you plan, might be sausage fest, but you have to think of the whole "don't bring sand to the beach" concept. BTW my wife loves when I use that phrase on her.

[Echoman]

She's going to a bachelorete party that same weekend so she isn't giving me crap about the strip club. She says she trusts me and that I'm a good boy.:evil:

[Frosty]

Sweet, we're going to have a good crowd.

So uhh...we all going to be able to fit in your place Ryan?

Oh, dibs on toilet! :rofl:

[BigBalledOX]

Sweet, we're going to have a good crowd.

So uhh...we all going to be able to fit in your place Ryan?

Oh, dibs on toilet! :rofl:

I think we can fit everyone in . . . as long as people bring sleeping bags and pillows. :shrug: I've got room for at least one on the floor in my room, we've got two couches . . . and a good deal of floor space . . .

[Echoman]

I think we can fit everyone in . . . as long as people bring sleeping bags and pillows. :shrug: I've got room for at least one on the floor in my room, we've got two couches . . . and a good deal of floor space . . .
I've read your posts and based on that I call not the floor in your room! :(

[Frosty]

2nd dibs on NOT Ryan's floor in his room! :tongue:

[Frosty]

Wait, did that make sense?

[BigBalledOX]

I've read your posts and based on that I call not the floor in your room! :(

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Alternatively, there IS a hotel that is literally directly across the street from me. If some of you wanted to look in to splitting a room, I'd be happy to post their information.

[Echoman]

I don't want to spend a whole lot of extra money if I don't have to so I guess I'll be happy with the floor in your room. I'll just make sure I wear a helmet and start doing my butt clenching exercises I saw in a prison video once.

[BigBalledOX]

I don't want to spend a whole lot of extra money if I don't have to so I guess I'll be happy with the floor in your room. I'll just make sure I wear a helmet and start doing my butt clenching exercises I saw in a prison video once.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The hotel's probably reasonably priced . . . its up to you guys, but if you got four guys to split the rooms, you'd be lookin at $44 for the weekend plus tax. Just an idea. :shrug:

[Frosty]

Eh, I'm cool with staying at your place, I was just questioning the space :tongue:

[Frosty]

Ha, I did not intend that to rhyme. But maybe next time! :rofl:

[Echoman]

:( why frosty...why?

[BigBalledOX]

One other thing to consider . . . we only have one bathroom . . . :ugh:

[Echoman]

What are you saying?

[Echoman]

you don't care if we pee in your sink do you?

[BigBalledOX]

you don't care if we pee in your sink do you?

Last time Frosty was down, we went out boozing . . . anyways, he had a leetle bit too much to drink, and puked numerous times, including at the Hardee's drive through . . . we got home (different place) and he bolted for the bathroom. Of course, I REALLY had to go, but I know he needed the bathroom more than I did. After about twenty minutes though, I just could NOT wait any longer . . . I didn't wanna pee in the sink, so, thinking quickly, I grabbed my large, 44 ounce Hardees cup, dumped it out and went at it . . . when you're drunk, its REALLY hard to squeeze off when you've hit that about 40 ounce mark . . . :ugh: but fortunately there wasn't too much left.

Truthfully though, no, I don't care, urine is sterile so its not really a big deal. :shrug:

[Frosty]

Oh ****, I totally forgot that you had to do that. Sorry man, it'll never happen again, I promise.

[BigBalledOX]

Oh ****, I totally forgot that you had to do that. Sorry man, it'll never happen again, I promise.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Its no biggie dude, it was funny . . . though if I had known you were just passed out, not actually puking, I might have just come in and woke you up instead. :tongue:

[Frosty]

:rofl: I had a phase where I passed out in bathrooms. It was rather amusing.

[BigBalledOX]

:rofl: I had a phase where I passed out in bathrooms. It was rather amusing.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I'm glad your tour made a stop in Eldridge, IA. :tongue:

[Echoman]

Last time Frosty was down, we went out boozing . . . anyways, he had a leetle bit too much to drink, and puked numerous times, including at the Hardee's drive through . . . we got home (different place) and he bolted for the bathroom. Of course, I REALLY had to go, but I know he needed the bathroom more than I did. After about twenty minutes though, I just could NOT wait any longer . . . I didn't wanna pee in the sink, so, thinking quickly, I grabbed my large, 44 ounce Hardees cup, dumped it out and went at it . . . when you're drunk, its REALLY hard to squeeze off when you've hit that about 40 ounce mark . . . :ugh: but fortunately there wasn't too much left.

Truthfully though, no, I don't care, urine is sterile so its not really a big deal. :shrug:
:rofl: I better keep in mind to supersize everything I order that night.

[Lunar Limelight]

.......WAIT!

There is a freaking BBOX FEST?!?!?!?! When is this epic event? Do tell. Do tell.

[Echoman]

Also, though this should go without saying . . . no wimmenz allowed. This is a total bachelor party weekend, just a chance to live it up and have a great time.

It's definitely not up to me, but I think we're gunna do some boozin, smokin, cussin, lady ooglin, more boozin, maybe more ooglin, and other manly things...maybe pull some chest hair and start a fire with twigs...whatever happened to clubbing chicks on the head and dragging them back to your cave? Fred Flintstone had it made.:)

[BigBalledOX]

Its true. If you guys wanna hook up, then by all means, go right ahead.

Just remember you're all sharing the living room . . . :ugh:

[Lunar Limelight]

Don't hate cuz I have boobs! Fine.

[Frosty]

No hate, no hate.

I heart boobs :)

[Echoman]

No hate, no hate.

I heart boobs :)
:rofl:

[Echoman]

boobs are the titts

[Lunar Limelight]

oh geeze

[Echoman]

Sorry, was it something I said? :rolleyes:

[Pyro81]

Okay, i've decided. I'm coming. Let the incoherent drunkenness begin!

I'll be putting a lot of miles on my truck. About a week later i'll be driving another 10 hours to Virginia to visit my sister.

[BigBalledOX]

Okay, i've decided. I'm coming. Let the incoherent drunkenness begin!

I'll be putting a lot of miles on my truck. About a week later i'll be driving another 10 hours to Virginia to visit my sister.

****ING ROCK!!!! I think its officially a party now. :evil:

[Frosty]

:banana:

[Lunar Limelight]

Somebody tell me when!

[BigBalledOX]

Somebody tell me when!

I just edited the first post. :tongue:

[Lunar Limelight]

I see that now. Well i'm a "wimmenz" so i'm out.

[Frosty]

1. Your host, yours truly, the one and only, BBOX. ;)

2. BadAzzCougar
3. FrostCougar (maybe :disgust:)
4. ov3n
5. Echoman
6. Pyro81
7. EternalOne (maybe)
8. Phantom (maybe)

What the H?

I said I was going! :rofl:

[Frosty]

I see that now. Well i'm a "wimmenz" so i'm out.

No! No out, no out.

In! In!

:biggrin:

[BigBalledOX]

What the H?

I said I was going! :rofl:

I'll believe it when I see you clutching my toilet for life. :tongue:

[BigBalledOX]

No! No out, no out.

In! In!

:biggrin:

Too young . . .

[Frosty]

Oh yeah . . .

[Echoman]

You can add my beer bong as a guest!

[Echoman]

BBOX Fest!
28500
Mmmm..mmm.b****, It'll getcha DRUNK!

[Frosty]

You'll be ****ing fat chicks in no time!

:tongue: Sorry, I had to add that too.