I was at school and I was already on crutches because of my left knee - effed it up attempting to breakdance. On the way down some stairs outside the school, I took a tumble and broke my right foot and happened to land on an oddly cut chunk of granite that just tore my arm down the middle
. I'd like to make a neat tattoo out of the scar, but I doubt that will happen.
Something sorta related - my senior prank involved me buying this giant 6' inflatable penis and chucking it over the balcony above the principal while he was giving a speech to the class; I was wearing this moonboot thing for my foot and I attempted to run across the balcony to get away from the admin that tried to take the thing away from me before I chucked it. I had to fill the base up with water for one reason or another, and it made the biggest "smack" noise when it hit the ground in front of the podium. So I waddled across the balcony and tried to sneak into the crowd after emerging from the elevator, but everyone's cheering and the fact that I was wearing a moonboot sorta gave it away. That was one good product of the tumble
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