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Silly little honda...
Seems like all my posts are goin in road tales.. Anyway,
so i'm ridin around today, went over to Opelika where the gas is cheaper.
well it's a four lane road over there and back.. i filled up the cougar and was on the way back when i pulled up to a redlight beside this very rice-ish honda CRX... the turn signal lights up and i eased forward a little early.. then realized oh yeah, turn signal.. DUH!
apparently the Honda thought i wanted to race.. starts revving like some kinda bad-a.. i look over and he has his girl in the car.. so playing along i pull down my sunglasses and wink at her, then look at him and cut a cheesy little grin.. he smiles.. nods.. and looks at the light.
I look back and remember about 75 yards past the intersection the road goes back to 2 lanes goin into town.. whatever,ill be past him..
light turns, he barks a tire and takes off.. i ease on the throttle til he gets about two lengths ahead then hammer it! didn't even get outta first and was back even with him.. he looks over as i hit second and i started toying with him.. then waved and pointed ahead... still trying his hardest, he gives a dumbfuzzled look and glances forward to see the ass end of the truck bout 50 feet away that had pulled out into his lane.. I hear an "OH ****!" and screechin tires as he tries to stop but just wasn't quick enough... nailed the 2500 Chevy in front of him doin prolly bout 35..
i felt bad but couldn't help but chuckle as i drove past... guess i should've stopped but yeah.. that'd take the fun out of it!
funny thing was, at the very next light.. I got revved at again... by, of course... another honda..
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