Ah yeah, sorry, I don't know anything but spoken spanish, not literal spanish.
Lets see, for chupa mis huevos Jason was right, that means suck my balls. Most of the others I'd have to get very creative with the censor to get em thru. :P
Mostly things like...
Culero (or if I'm mad I'll call a dude a culera, the female version)
Puta (or puto)
...and the ever popular...
Chinga tu madre
I've got a million of em. :P Best part about using spanish up here is no-one knows wtf yer talking about, but they KNOW you're talking trash. So funny.
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